As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said .... 'I'm sorry.Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard .... 'No doctor but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
Dr. wouldn't submit his name....