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Old 08-31-2021, 01:12 PM
Alan 54 Alan 54 is offline
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Default Twelve commandments for people over 50

1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

3 - You don't need anger management.
You need people to stop pissing you off.

4 - Your people skills are just fine.
It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that
down. I'll remember it.”

6 - “On time” is when you get there.

7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for
ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

. . . And one more: “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house
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