Why did the Tennessee linebacker steal a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

How do you get a former UT football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

Two UT football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said,"Where?"

What do a Maggot and an Alabama Football fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.

An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"

What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus? A visitor.

You probably remember when UT wanted to replace the grass for turf. They couldn't because the cheer leaders would have no place to graze

Damm, I felt that from over here. LOL:D

Two UT fans finally get to go to their first ballgame. As their watching, one nudges the other and points to the dog as the dog is licking himself. Guy points, says" wish I could do that". Without missing a beat, the other guy replies "that dog would bite you!!"


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That was a good one, but how many national championships has UT won in the last 20 yrs???


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Alabama Football has a history of claiming national championships that they didn’t win. Using their method, the Tennessee Vols can claim 17 titles.

I'm a TN fan but thought I'd share this picture my buddy sent me last year

UT rhetoric to make fans feel better about a subpar season!! Might as well be Hillary saying there were no confidential emails sent! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...bc3745fb5b.jpg

Anything before 1958 don't count, idc who claims what. I count 11 championships and 25 SEC championships. Still a better record than UT. I do believe it's been 9 years since ut has beat Bama, and I believe this will make year 10.

I will admit, Alabama is due a bad year or two, but it ain't gonna happen this year. And a bad year is a 3-4 loss season. And as a die hard, life long Bama fan, the last 10 years under Saban have been great and has spoiled the fan base. All I can say is God help us when he retires!!! Lol


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I've seen this so many different ways...always funny!!!


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