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Old 02-13-2019, 10:53 PM
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The Auburn Experiment



A small zoo in Auburn Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the zookeeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a part-time worker attending college in Auburn, who was responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most men attending college in Auburn, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The zookeeper thought they might have a solution.


Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:


”First”, Bobby Lee said, “I ain't gonna’ kiss her on the lips.”



The zookeeper smiled, nodded, and quickly agreed to this condition.


”Second”, he said, “She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt.”



The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.


”Third”, Bobby Lee said, you can never, ever, tell anyone about this


Again, the keeper readily agreed.


”Fourth”, Bobby Lee said, “I want all the children raised Southern Baptist.”


Amused, the keeper again agreed.


”And last”, Bobby Lee said, “I'll need another week to come up with the 500 bucks.”
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Old 02-15-2019, 02:01 AM
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I can’t wait to share this with all my Alabama friends!!!! 😂


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Old 02-15-2019, 06:32 PM
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I can’t wait to share this with all my Alabama friends!!!! 😂


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skillet, I am surprised that you have not heard the complete details of this.

The gorilla rejected Bobby Lee and actually seemed to have a twinkle in her eyes. This confused the Zoo Keeper so he reviewed recordings from the security camera.
They saw a fellow making out with the gorilla. As the fellow exited the cage he looked up at the camera. The zoo has not identified him, however, this is a picture that was taken.

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Old 02-15-2019, 07:38 PM
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Smile Lol !! <'tk><

Now that is Funny !! ....
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Old 02-16-2019, 03:13 AM
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skillet, I am surprised that you have not heard the complete details of this.



The gorilla rejected Bobby Lee and actually seemed to have a twinkle in her eyes. This confused the Zoo Keeper so he reviewed recordings from the security camera.

They saw a fellow making out with the gorilla. As the fellow exited the cage he looked up at the camera. The zoo has not identified him, however, this is a picture that was taken.



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What can I say...interspecies erotica. Please don’t hold it against me. It’s a disease like alcoholism


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