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Old 07-23-2018, 08:12 PM
SAMBOLIE SAMBOLIE is offline
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Default Please open your hearts and pocketbooks

Hello Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth; because, frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going; and, when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money ... magnificent to say the least.
I will be contacting you shortly to discuss your donation.
Thank you,
The Hillary R Clinton Monument Committee

PS: The Committee has raised $32.16 so far. Actually, someone did donate $1,000,000; but, they did it thru the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation sent the $32.16 on to us with the Clinton family keeping the balance for 'administrative expenses'.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:19 PM
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Roflmao !!!! :d
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:32 PM
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Smile The winner !! <'TK><

If this was a contest you would be the winner ... And Hey .. It is all true ... No Fake News Here !! ... I have never thought about it ...But Sambolie ... you nailed it about old Chris ... Let's talk to uncle Donald and see if we can get the holiday removed ... No one really gets that one off anyway except the Feds and banks <'TK><
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