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Old 09-08-2020, 01:09 PM
Alan 54 Alan 54 is offline
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Default Speaking German in Texas

In Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink
das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben darein geschissen."

This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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