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Old 12-03-2018, 12:37 PM
SAMBOLIE SAMBOLIE is offline
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Default Trump & Pelosi Go Fishing

The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively
over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy of course wants free access to everyone
who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the
right people come in.
Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree
to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue; whoever catches the most fish at the end
of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.
The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place.
No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified
and counted each night at 5 PM, so they use a neutral park ranger station.
After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back
with nothing.
Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back
with nothing.
That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump of being a
low-life, cheating piece of scum. Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow
Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.
Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.
That night, Pelosi and her democratic cohorts get together for the full report on how
Donald was cheating.
Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, You are not going to believe this.
Trump is cheating because he's cutting holes in the ice.
And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career
government politician.
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Old 12-03-2018, 07:40 PM
TerryD TerryD is offline
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And that is the Dems in a nutshell....
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Old 12-04-2018, 11:21 PM
ALANRAYG2 ALANRAYG2 is offline
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Default Hahaha

HAHAHAHA I knew Pelosi was a fisherman ...All lies
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