Salty, TK is just jealous of my dashing handsomeness, my innate ability to catch fish on a whim, and my knowledge of Humminbird products (Hey! I can turn'em on, ya know!)
So sad to see a grown man driven to the depths of despair he has been driven too, knowing that only plastic surgery (and LOTS of it) AND Liposuction to the area between his ears are the only hope he has of achieving my status in life, not only as an excellent fisherman, but as a true gentleman in the finest southern traditions.
TK, being from the Northern climes, has no idea as to how to be a "southern gentleman" such as I. About the most he can come up with by way of retort will be EH? or maybe a "HUH?"
If his reply contains words with more than one syllable, you can be assured he cajoled his darling wife into typing out a response to this tome.
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