Twelve commandments for people over 50
1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
3 - You don't need anger management.
You need people to stop pissing you off.
4 - Your people skills are just fine.
It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that
down. I'll remember it.”
6 - “On time” is when you get there.
7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for
ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more: “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house
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