Two aliens landed in the desert near a gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.
The gas pumps of course, did not respond. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently,Earthling, take us to your leader, or I'll fire.
The other alien shouts, No, you dont want to make him mad! But the first alien fired anyway!
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert! When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, What a ferocious creature! How did you know it was so dangerous?€
The other alien answered, there"s one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself and then stick it in his own ear, you don"t mess with him.
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