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Originally Posted by SAMBOLIE
Merv, the amazing part of this is that you have found 4 women that would marry you.  |
What can I say to that?
I'm just a charming beast!
Hell, last night I had to turn down one old gal in the bar, she wanted me bad......................
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.