Strippers on Friday morning at JPP
 

I think me and my partner, William Brown, are going to go out stripper hunting in the morning....after that we're gonna go catch some stripers!

Long Hunter launch to 5 mile. TROLLING hair jigs, umbrella rigs. Downriggers, slide diver lite bites and 3/4 oz hair jigs w/5 inch twistertails, white and chartreuse.

There are strippers at JPP on Friday morning? Can you tell me where? I`m in on that.

Sign me up!

Good luck!


Mike

We'll be trolling greenbacks as bait.................hopefully SAMBOLIE won't be around to screw up the "trolling".

Keep stuffing those greenbacks. Some of those strippers may be out of my stable.

Merv, I only screw up fishermen when they depend on luck.
Those with skill catch fish in my presence.
GOOD LUCK.
:D

Good luck.

Regards

So you think there is a chance that it might RAIN????

Make it rain!!


Mike

Do we bring the poles or are they?

Either way they better not be wimpy ultra lights.

'Murica!

One species you can catch by putting a shad on a hook.

One species you can catch by putting a dollar on a hook - cast it on stage and reel it to where she's close enough to hear you over Def Leopard ask "do you want to go a romantic dinner down at the Sizzler with me?".

With these tactics - anyone can land one - even with an ultralight.

You speak like one with experience. :)

To be honest, I am not sure which activity would cost more money. Chasing strippers or stripers.....I know I spend some money on fishing trips and gear and that is only for that Green trash fish. Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all !

Oh come on man... it's just money.

Go the stripper route and help put her kids through school. They will in turn create jobs later down the road by becoming entrepreneurs which results in growing the foundation of the American economic institution.

What's a striper gonna do?? Eat, get old fat and die....selfish bastards. :D