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My Lazy Gun ... <'TK><

Last Summer I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail. I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is third in murders throughout the World.

But if you take out just four cities: Chicago, Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders.

These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.

All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMCRATS:

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

<'TK><:)

Very good, and I don't think they discriminate against exterior color neither because I have black, brown, silver, and blue. None have ever assaulted a soul.

I've even got the dreaded " assault " style weapons :eek:

The only thing they have assaulted is my bank account. I have never understood while someone in the media has never called the Prez or anyone talking gun control out about Chiraq, DC or any of the other liberal wet dreams. ( yes I know it's the media and you can't expect much )

Kind of like saying close down all car dealerships after a driver who has been drinking kills someone else in a wreck. It's an irresponsible driver but it's not the cars fault.

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Supposedly from Clint Eastwood:

Participating in a gun buyback program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.