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SAMBOLIE 07-03-2018 03:31 PM

The Female Art Collector
 
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked
to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so
let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me
that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she
thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think
she could be right."



Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a
brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know
I can handle the bad news. What is it?"



The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary......"


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