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agelesssone 01-08-2018 08:56 AM

Saugertime
 
fished with TNBRONZEBACK yesterday up around Rome.
We hit the water about 7:10, 14 degrees.
Motored up to his favorite spot and started fishing.....well, he did.
I've fished with him before and know his feelings get hurt pretty easily so for the first two hours, I left the plastic sleeve covering my hook so no fish could get stuck.
(If John's guest catches more fish than him, he'll fake a phone message from the wife, telling him he's urgently needed at home). Not wanting to go home early, I sat in the back, every once in awhile complaining that "dang! missed another one!"
So, John is in the front SNAGGING one here and there, all shorts, and he decides we'll move downriver to another "hotspot".
Get there and I decide to take off my hook protector and immediately hook a fish. Beautiful fish, vivid colors, but.....short. And I got the stinkeye from John, prolly cause I caught the first fish from his honeyhole.
Fished this stretch a few times with John boating another short. I had already replaced my hook protector, not wanting to incur the wrath of Captain Blythe.
We wandered into a creek area and started marking schools of fish off the bottom. Knowing they wouldn't be walleye or saugers, I figgerd to catch a couple, John wouldn't mind me catching a couple of oddball fish, would he?
Putting down a.minnow on a small hook, I hook up with a fish, got my 6' light action rod bowed up good. Landed a chunky LM bass and tossed it back.
A few minutes later, I landed a nice crappie, tossed it back.
Now Capt is getting agitated with me catching all the fish and states "there's no fish here, lets move.
OK!
Motored back to our original spot and I looked at my watch. Almost time to get off the water and we ain't put a keeper in the boat so I figured it was time to take off the gloves, so to speak.
Took off my hook protector and commenced to fish with my special jigging motion, that I can't reveal here, and BANG, hooked into a nice 16 inch female sauger, fat, like the guy in the front of the boat.
He, naturally, observed my techniques and copied, and BOOM! he brings in a fat 15 inch female.
I figgerd we're in the keeper zone and gonna load the boat with keeper fish....WRONG!
Captain Ahab decides that he has to go home NOW! I'm thinkin he's coming back the next day and clean up on'em, but hey, it's his boat, I can't say nothin.
So, if y'all hapen to get an invite to fish with TNBronzeback, don't come back and say somebody shudda told me what it's like to fish with him.
Consider yourself informed!

TNBronzeback 01-08-2018 09:28 AM

I noticed you left out the part about your "hotspot" you took us to. Lol. I think your phone isnt even connected to service, you just put it up to your ear and blabber on to the voices in your head and make stuff up. Lol
But i will give you a pass on that. I only lost a few jigs in your honey hole.
Clearly your colon had backed up into your brain and your thoughts on where saugers hang out were pure crap....crap that you later polluted my beloved boat ramp with when we got back. LMAO.
It was a fun trip. We did OK...not as good as i would have wanted but we still boated some fish.
And since mr Merv spilled the beans on me, i think i owe it to everybody on this forum and thier loved ones that when Merv is in your boat, just the site of him makes people so angry, they just start spraying steel shot in his direction. He said they were shooting at a duck....i didnt see any ducks so im sure those guys knew him and wanted to take him out at any cost. If i were to guess, he probably took them out on a trip, set the humminbird to DEMO to "show them all the fish he found" but never put a line in the water for them. In between the shotgun blasts, i heard a guy yell something about Cpt Merv couldnt catch crabs from a $10 prostitute or something along those lines. So if your gonna be in a boat with Merv.....wear some kevlar.
And im not fat.....i just had on ALOT of clothes!
Yeah....im fat. Lol
It was a good trip man, i enjoyed it...as always!

jaybird 01-08-2018 03:39 PM

you guys are killing me with this bro-mance thing.

skillet 01-09-2018 12:43 AM

Damn, do I feel left out!!! 😕😢


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agelesssone 01-09-2018 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by skillet (Post 80625)
Damn, do I feel left out!!! 😕😢


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I'm pretty sure you would have made the boat exceed it's safe weight limit.

TNBronzeback 01-09-2018 10:00 AM

Its ok Skillet......the whole Merv was in the boat i was wishing it was really you. LOL.

XxthejuicexX 01-09-2018 10:26 AM

I️ see how it is! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f78d575683.jpg


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TNBronzeback 01-09-2018 11:20 AM

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I️ see how it is! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f78d575683.jpg


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Its OK juice...the whole time Merv was in the boat, i was wishing it was really you.

skillet 01-09-2018 09:26 PM

[QUOTE=XxthejuicexX;80628]I️ see how it is! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f78d575683.jpg


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Why they gotta be so mean???? I mean, we have feelings too!!!


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skillet 01-09-2018 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TNBronzeback (Post 80629)
Its OK juice...the whole time Merv was in the boat, i was wishing it was really you.



So you do say that to all the guys!!!! I thought we had a something special!!


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TNBronzeback 01-09-2018 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by skillet (Post 80634)
So you do say that to all the guys!!!! I thought we had a something special!!


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Its OK skillet....the whole time Merv was in the boat, i was wishing it was really you! LMAO

agelesssone 01-09-2018 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TNBronzeback (Post 80636)
Its OK skillet....the whole time Merv was in the boat, i was wishing it was really you! LMAO

TNBronzeback! Make up your rabbitassed mind!

Your mantra Sunday was, "I'm so glad you're here, Merv, instead of that whiny ass skillet"......but even he wouldn't have been as bad as juice (shudder). That guy gives me the willies. Every time I glance around at juice, he's staring at me.

skillet 01-10-2018 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by agelesssone (Post 80637)
TNBronzeback! Make up your rabbitassed mind!



Your mantra Sunday was, "I'm so glad you're here, Merv, instead of that whiny ass skillet"......but even he wouldn't have been as bad as juice (shudder). That guy gives me the willies. Every time I glance around at juice, he's staring at me.



SMH....I’m deeply hurt by your words.




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XxthejuicexX 01-10-2018 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by agelesssone (Post 80637)
TNBronzeback! Make up your rabbitassed mind!

Your mantra Sunday was, "I'm so glad you're here, Merv, instead of that whiny ass skillet"......but even he wouldn't have been as bad as juice (shudder). That guy gives me the willies. Every time I glance around at juice, he's staring at me.

That was because you were catching 3 hybrids at a time while TN and I watched and caught nothing.........









Not because I'm into older balding men or anything............

XxthejuicexX 01-10-2018 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TNBronzeback (Post 80636)
Its OK skillet....the whole time Merv was in the boat, i was wishing it was really you! LMAO



HA!

You tell that to all the guys I see.


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