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tkwalker 07-03-2018 01:15 PM

The Bad Drugstore Salesman.. <'TK><
 
John was a clerk in a small drugstore, but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in coughing and asked John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post. Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired. "He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup so I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained. "Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily. "Sure it will," John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"

skillet 07-03-2018 01:28 PM

Baahhhahahahaha 😂😂😂 I needed that laugh.


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TerryD 07-04-2018 12:24 AM

Good one TK. I'm still laughing while trying to type....:D


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