Here's how a fishing report goes, not a bragging report
 

Caught 14 big crappie today trolling Thunderstick Jr Deep Divers, blue back, chrome sides, orange bellys, at 1.5 mph between Hong Kong and Pooles Knob.
Most fish caugh out of 30 FOW, trolling 65 feet back of boat.
Big fish was 16+ inches, weighed 2.97 lbs.
This post is for all the pussies that post but don't give no particulars.

Ha! So true!!! Thanks for the DETAILED report!

Hahaha
I just spit out my busscchhhhhh

Someone/s has rubbed Merv the wrong way! Hope it's not me.

Good report Merv. LOL. That was a big crappie!

I’m a pussy!!! You sir, are a dick!! 😉😂 we are what we eat!!


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What pound line? Mono, braid, flouro? Direct tie? Snap swivel, what size treble hooks? What exact shade of blue?
Water color? Weeds, rock, sand, mud, clay???? What size boat? What is your blood type?

That's a great day on the water. 2.97. Holly cow

What color shirt did you have on? Did you have a fight with your girlfriend the night before? Do you have her number? Where did you launch? Did you fish in the front or back of the boat? Rod tip angle as you were trolling? :D

TNBronzeback, bite me.
Hunterchub, you too.
Skillet, you can suck it.
The rest of you who replied, thank you.

Gps coordinates please.


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You’re not my type, sorry. But good luck with that in the future.


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I give you credit for saying what a lot of us have thought but didn't want to rock the boat. I will say however, when asked, some on here do help others out with more details, usually in a PM, I know you have got back to me several times. Thanks for the report

Ray

Dang Merv, good fish! Thanks for the info too. I'm ready for those fish to move shallow..... or did I miss that, again....

Merv posts as many posts and detailed reports as anyone on this board. I don't get the haters! Thanks Merv for your contributions.

The one's who Hate are the one's that he's speaking to,didn't take long for the snake's to raise it's head...If they knew it wasnt them they would laugh it off BUT there are Some who get butt hurt easily on the internet..:p:p BUT you guys are always cutting up on here I guess..So,Caryy On Brothas!

I feel I need to clarify a couple things.
TNBronzeback and skillet are friends of mine.
If they HAD NOT come back with some smartypants remarks I would have been shocked.
The remarks they came with are exactly what I expected from them.
Sometimes it's fun just to start a little firestorm to see if folks are reading my posts.
Thanks for all the comments, good, bad, or indifferent.
That's what these forums are for, getting participation.
Except for SAMBOLIE, he just needs to get back in his jacket with the wrap around sleeves, go sit in the corner and rock back and forth for a few hours, til his meds kick in.

They should be up shallow right now. Water temp yesterday morning was 64. Gotta be 66 or more today.
I'll be out there tomorrow, post a report then.

Great catch Merv. I know who that was for.

Yup.
Most folks know the intended target.

Are you talking about me? I've read the comments in this thread and the only post I can see that your comment makes sense about is mine. I know and assume most others know the other guys were kidding around with him and vise versa.

My fishing reports go like this. I used the bait and fished the same water that Merv said and still got embarrassed. LMAO

Well you’re an embarrassment to fishing in general!!! 😮😕


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I may have been the intended target, but things roll of me like water on ducks back! Don’t let anything ruffle your feathers bud. Especially from people that may not have a clue....


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Damn skillet. We don't talk for a couple of weeks and suddenly you are the Fishing Buddha? LAMO

Man, other than the big ears that COULD be me!!!


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Now this, my friends, is a sense of humor.

Friends. Most the time I am a smartazz. Full of it too. I will say that I will share with anyone that wants to catch fish. However this year don't ask me. Except for a few walleye early and one catch of 11 crappie it has sucked. I wanted to fish last weekend and the wife had me working as a contractor. This weekend is mine. I never mean any disrespect. Someday our paths shall me.