agelesssone
07-25-2014, 03:06 PM
Fellas, I had the fishing experience of my life this morning AFTER I had loaded the boat on the trailer and was getting it locked down for the trip home.
BTW, the fishing sucked. Trolled big umbrella rigs, small umbrella rigs, hair jigs with twister tails, even crankbaits, for stripers/hybrids and did not get one hit in four hours!
Funny that one of our previous threads had gotten into "stripper" and stripers.
A Chevy Tahoe came pulling up and parked in front of my truck as I was puttin my motor toter on and the Snorkster had to go greet this newcomer.
As I was ready to leave, I hollered for Snork to get in the truck. I looked up and here comes a gal....in a tiny bikini...with Snorkie.
She comes over and gives me the dog, asking me if I had skis in the boat and would I take her skiing. Now, as many of you have already surmised, this gal was PLASTERED! Why else would she be talking to some dashingly handsome debonair 66 year old stub....I mean STUD?
It was almost as funny as it was sad. She is mad at her boyfriend because he is a dick and ain't giving her any. She want me to take her home (2 Miles away) and comfort her. I am laughingly declining, whilst constantly untangling myself from her. Now, as a caveat, this girl was 25, had a smoking body and a pretty face, boobs out to here and barely covered.
My partner William Brown was witness to most of this encounter until he left.
I noticed she had blood on her elbow and a nasty scrape where she must have fallen before she got to the ramp. So, being the good Boy Scout that I am, I got the first aid kit out of the boat, cleaned up her wound (it was pretty nasty) put some anti-biotic cream and a bandage on it.
Now she REALLY wanted to thank me! Have you ever wrasseled an octopus? This is about what I was going through. I finally got her back into her truck with an admonition against drunk driving ( which I am SURE she listened to and obeyed), wished her a good day and got into my truck and fled the scene.
I'm sure my wife will get a good chuckle out of this. And, yes, I am going to copy/paste this into an email to her as soon as I proof read it and call it good!
Susi and Sophia have been in Germany for 5 1/2 weeks and they get home Monday!
Didn't catch no stripers, but sure coulda caught a stripper!!
BTW, the fishing sucked. Trolled big umbrella rigs, small umbrella rigs, hair jigs with twister tails, even crankbaits, for stripers/hybrids and did not get one hit in four hours!
Funny that one of our previous threads had gotten into "stripper" and stripers.
A Chevy Tahoe came pulling up and parked in front of my truck as I was puttin my motor toter on and the Snorkster had to go greet this newcomer.
As I was ready to leave, I hollered for Snork to get in the truck. I looked up and here comes a gal....in a tiny bikini...with Snorkie.
She comes over and gives me the dog, asking me if I had skis in the boat and would I take her skiing. Now, as many of you have already surmised, this gal was PLASTERED! Why else would she be talking to some dashingly handsome debonair 66 year old stub....I mean STUD?
It was almost as funny as it was sad. She is mad at her boyfriend because he is a dick and ain't giving her any. She want me to take her home (2 Miles away) and comfort her. I am laughingly declining, whilst constantly untangling myself from her. Now, as a caveat, this girl was 25, had a smoking body and a pretty face, boobs out to here and barely covered.
My partner William Brown was witness to most of this encounter until he left.
I noticed she had blood on her elbow and a nasty scrape where she must have fallen before she got to the ramp. So, being the good Boy Scout that I am, I got the first aid kit out of the boat, cleaned up her wound (it was pretty nasty) put some anti-biotic cream and a bandage on it.
Now she REALLY wanted to thank me! Have you ever wrasseled an octopus? This is about what I was going through. I finally got her back into her truck with an admonition against drunk driving ( which I am SURE she listened to and obeyed), wished her a good day and got into my truck and fled the scene.
I'm sure my wife will get a good chuckle out of this. And, yes, I am going to copy/paste this into an email to her as soon as I proof read it and call it good!
Susi and Sophia have been in Germany for 5 1/2 weeks and they get home Monday!
Didn't catch no stripers, but sure coulda caught a stripper!!