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SAMBOLIE
11-07-2013, 05:30 PM
My faith in Internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.

http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=2%5f0%5f0%5f1%5f54502%5fANDTimIAAOd4U nvjegHigl5CwOc&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1&appid=YahooMailNeo

Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.



Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.



All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.



Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obam