SAMBOLIE
08-19-2019, 09:11 AM
In The Beginning, God Created Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel, found
him resting on the seventh.
He inquired, --- "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?"
"It's a planet," --- replied God, --- and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
'Balance.'"
"Balance?" --- inquired Michael, ---- "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing to different countries. --- "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area
and said, --- "What's that one?"
"That's Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine.
The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent,
and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be
extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace and
producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, --- "But what
about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"
God smiled, --- "I will create California… Wait till you see the
idiots I'll put there."
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel, found
him resting on the seventh.
He inquired, --- "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?"
"It's a planet," --- replied God, --- and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
'Balance.'"
"Balance?" --- inquired Michael, ---- "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing to different countries. --- "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area
and said, --- "What's that one?"
"That's Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine.
The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent,
and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be
extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace and
producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, --- "But what
about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"
God smiled, --- "I will create California… Wait till you see the
idiots I'll put there."