Merv?

[Texas_Rig]

Has anyone talked to Merv lately? I was just thinking that I haven't seen anything from him in a while on here. I hope he is ok. I should probably just give him a call.

[tkwalker]

Has anyone talked to Merv lately? I was just thinking that I haven't seen anything from him in a while on here. I hope he is ok. I should probably just give him a call.

Merv was on the site last Saturday ... I had noticed the same thing; so I contacted him a while back...

He said that his reports and information on the site was developing a negative situation in his guide business .. I am not going any further. If Merv wants to give details he can ...

But as far as I know he is up and healthy ... <'TK><:)

[skillet]

Merv was on the site last Saturday ... I had noticed the same thing; so I contacted him a while back...



He said that his reports and information on the site was developing a negative situation in his guide business .. I am not going any further. If Merv wants to give details he can ...



But as far as I know he is up and healthy ... <'TK><:)



I hate to hear that....I’ve missed our bantering back and forth. I blame political correctness and liberals.....and SAMBOLIE’s old ass!! 😁


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[SAMBOLIE]

I hate to hear that....I’ve missed our bantering back and forth. I blame political correctness and liberals.....and SAMBOLIE’s old ass!! 😁


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I have talked to Merv recently. He is doing a lot of travel because he has taken a position with Bernie Sanders on the campaign trail.

Merv said that when Bernie wins he can give up the guide service because he and everyone else will be supported by the government.

He kept mentioning the pain in his a$$. I asked how long he had hemorrhoids and he said he was referring to Skillet as the PIA.

[skillet]

I have talked to Merv recently. He is doing a lot of travel because he has taken a position with Bernie Sanders on the campaign trail.



Merv said that when Bernie wins he can give up the guide service because he and everyone else will be supported by the government.



He kept mentioning the pain in his a$$. I asked how long he had hemorrhoids and he said he was referring to Skillet as the PIA.



😂🤣😂🤣...you’re a silly old fart!! Trust me when I say, I know I’m a PIA! Never once denied that fact.


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[agelesssone]

To those wondering about my prolonged absence, thanks for your concern.
As SAMBOLIE alluded, I have been traveling extensively, campaigning for Bernie....and Beto...and Kamala....and all the other Democrats running for president.

I figure if I can p* as off the members of this forum without even trying (I mean, some guys like skillet...SAMBOLIE...headhunter....dalehollowdave. ..etc, I can totally screw up the campaigns of every Democrat just by showing up and say HI! F@@@ y'all!

In reality, life is good. Me, the wife, Sophia, and the Snorkster are just cruising along. Catching fish, enjoying life and wishing the same for everyone on this forum......except for skillet....SAMBOLIE....headhunter....and that other guy....y'all can kiss my lily white derriere.

[tkwalker]

To those wondering about my prolonged absence, thanks for your concern.
As SAMBOLIE alluded, I have been traveling extensively, campaigning for Bernie....and Beto...and Kamala....and all the other Democrats running for president.

I figure if I can p* as off the members of this forum without even trying (I mean, some guys like skillet...SAMBOLIE...headhunter....dalehollowdave. ..etc, I can totally screw up the campaigns of every Democrat just by showing up and say HI! F@@@ y'all!

In reality, life is good. Me, the wife, Sophia, and the Snorkster are just cruising along. Catching fish, enjoying life and wishing the same for everyone on this forum......except for skillet....SAMBOLIE....headhunter....and that other guy....y'all can kiss my lily white derriere.

You woke the sleeping giant !! ..... :eek: PS... Merv saw this thread yesterday ... He has just been thinking on his reply ......

[SAMBOLIE]

You woke the sleeping giant !! ..... :eek: PS... Merv saw this thread yesterday ... He has just been thinking on his reply ......



If intelligent thinking was required there would have been no reply.

Still love you anyway, MERV.

[SAMBOLIE]

This joke reminds me of Merv.

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for Nancy Pelosi, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”

[Flatline]

This joke reminds me of Merv.

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for Nancy Pelosi, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”




I would too.. LOL :D

[tnduxcaller]

If I remember correctly, that joke was told when Enron went defunct.

[skillet]

To those wondering about my prolonged absence, thanks for your concern.

As SAMBOLIE alluded, I have been traveling extensively, campaigning for Bernie....and Beto...and Kamala....and all the other Democrats running for president.



I figure if I can p* as off the members of this forum without even trying (I mean, some guys like skillet...SAMBOLIE...headhunter....dalehollowdave. ..etc, I can totally screw up the campaigns of every Democrat just by showing up and say HI! F@@@ y'all!



In reality, life is good. Me, the wife, Sophia, and the Snorkster are just cruising along. Catching fish, enjoying life and wishing the same for everyone on this forum......except for skillet....SAMBOLIE....headhunter....and that other guy....y'all can kiss my lily white derriere.



Glad you think so highly of me...


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[SAMBOLIE]

If I remember correctly, that joke was told when Enron went defunct.

Not entirely.

[agelesssone]

Glad you think so highly of me...


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You should be proud that I even mentioned you....

[Flatline]

You guys crack me up.. :D

[navydocivan]

Gotta love Merv he is a great guy! I only went fishing with him 1 time and I probably couldn't afford to fish with him now that he is a guide, but I had fun the one time we went out.

[tkwalker]

Folks this is a post I entered on August 2013. I don't fish anymore had to sell my boat .. Had trouble getting in and out by myself and the wife said it had to go.. (Yep after almost 55 years of marriage .. SHE IS THE BOSS !) :eek:.. <'TK>< ...http://fishingtn.com/showthread.php?t=7376

[SAMBOLIE]

Merv's head is probably swelling due to these positive comments. He will have to buy larger caps to fit it.

[Texas_Rig]

Back when I was a bartender Merv was known to come in my work with his wife and they would cut a little rug. I had just gotten into bass fishing at the time and he and I got to talking about fishing for a brief minute. Well the next time Merv came in he brought me a bag full of swimbait heads. That's the kind of guy he is. He didn't know me at all but went out if his way to give me those heads and a little information about priest. I'll never forget that and I'll always share any information with him if he's looking for bass. He has my number and I'll never ignore a call from Merv. I'm not positive but he may have been the person to introduce me to this site