tkwalker
06-28-2018, 12:53 AM
Ten Amusing Fishing Sayings and Quotes
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. - Author Unknown.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. - Author Unknown
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. - Babylonian Proverb
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. - A.K. Best
All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. - Beatrice Cook
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - Paul Schullery
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. - Patrick F. McManus
If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. - Zane Grey
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. - Author Unknown.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. - Author Unknown
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. - Babylonian Proverb
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. - A.K. Best
All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. - Beatrice Cook
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - Paul Schullery
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. - Patrick F. McManus
If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. - Zane Grey