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ttitan27
07-18-2016, 02:23 PM
Hit JPP lake early Sunday morning for some crappie trolling. Hit my first two spots from daylight until about 8:45 am and it was slow. Lots of bait and fish but very few takers very unusual for this time of year.

My third stop was near Smith Springs rec area. Not a place I try often but what the heck. On my first pass running parallel to the bank I notice a woman relaxing and splashing in the water near the bank in about thigh deep water. As I was passing her by she stood up and started waving and dancing. She was wearing a two piece bikini but was only wearing the bottoms. Yep, she was topless! She probably danced for about 15-20 minutes as I slowly trolled back and forth. Every time I went by she waved. Bizarre experience for 9:00 am on a Sunday morning. I am assuming she was a Saturday night holdover.

First question my wife had when I got home was "Was she old and fat?" Nope I said. She was probably late 20's or early 30's and attractive. "How do you know?" she says. Well, I probably rode by her 15-20 times. Thats when the wife gave me the look so I dropped it.

On the bright side, I found a new favorite trolling spot.

TroutFiend
07-18-2016, 02:30 PM
😂

I am nominating myself for your new fishing partner also!!




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notorious
07-18-2016, 02:47 PM
LOL, probably my ex, but she aged well.

agelesssone
07-18-2016, 03:27 PM
Quick! Give me GPS coordinates, maybe she's still there!

SAMBOLIE
07-18-2016, 03:32 PM
Quick! Give me GPS coordinates, maybe she's still there!

You already turned one down. REMEMBER???

jad2t
07-18-2016, 03:57 PM
Well this gives new meaning to the joke of going stripper fishing instead of striper fishing.

ttitan27
07-18-2016, 04:05 PM
Well this gives new meaning to the joke of going stripper fishing instead of striper fishing.

She appeared to have some "coming to the main stage" experience. I'm sure her name was probably Porscha or Brandii or something like that.

agelesssone
07-18-2016, 04:16 PM
You already turned one down. REMEMBER???
Yes, I remember. Wonder if it's the same one?

Dakota
07-18-2016, 05:00 PM
What no GoPro filming at that time? Lol interesting she was alone and not with any friends.


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SAMBOLIE
07-18-2016, 05:21 PM
Several months back I was approached by a female as I was putting my equipment in the car. She wanted me to go back to the water and fish with her because she was good luck. Said she wanted to use my pole. Politely told her my vaccinations were likely out of date.

XxthejuicexX
07-18-2016, 09:51 PM
You already turned one down. REMEMBER???

That was a great story.

TNBronzeback
07-18-2016, 10:56 PM
But think of the stories Jeff!
Girls gone wild...JPP edition! lol.
Might have been a movie star! LMAO

Alphahawk
07-23-2016, 03:53 PM
There are kids that view this site. Your pic need to be taken down.



Regards

skillet
07-24-2016, 02:00 PM
Feel free to pm me the picture!!! I'm of age and don't mind!!! Lol


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JeffsLowe
07-24-2016, 04:38 PM
But think of the stories Jeff!
Girls gone wild...JPP edition! lol.
Might have been a movie star! LMAO


:)

I guess one could say the girl had a follow, but the OP didn't fall for the figure 8, so still retains his dignity, watch, wallet, kidney, etc.....;)

XxthejuicexX
07-24-2016, 08:03 PM
What did I miss??


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